Vexed

A-Z Challenge – ‘V’

Verily I’m very vexed with ‘V,’ so many verbs and so much verbosity. 

I had a vision. I ventured forth clad in a vestigial vest which I hoped would vanquish the cold. I should have verified the weather by referring to grandma’s varicose veins; I was too vain to visit the weather vane. The heat from the volcano’s vent was vital for the violent vibration of my ventricle valves.

I smelled the viola and the violets along the way, playing the violin with verve at the verge, quite the virtuoso. My joie de vivre proclaimed my virility. Now was not the time to be vile or vitriolic; it was time to find a vendor of vanilla ice to present to virtuous vestal virgins before they vanished before my eyes.

Should I have had a vaccination before I visited Vesuvius or stopped for a bite of Vegemite in Victoria on a round trip via Vancouver; perhaps I should wash the victuals down with vinegar or vermouth.

With victory (Z) within sight it’s time to vacate this post. I hope it was not too vacuous. As I’m a male you can’t call it a vagina monologue. However I wish those virtual spammers would lay off the emails for Viagra.

Oh! I missed out ‘voluptuous,’ ‘vultures,’ all versions of ‘verse’ and volumes more.